BREAKING NEWS !!!
ยก Allah Quackbar !
Terrorist birds strike and disabled both engines of US Airways flight 1549...
155 people survive.
"That'll teach those terrorists to recruit birds for their actions against America." says Homeland security chief..
The pilot, that has been hailed as a hero said, "Shit, one moment I was hitting the martini, the next all I saw was a shit load of turbaned birds.. spilled my fucking drink."
President Obama has ordered that Homeland security is now charged with screening all birds passing through any airport in the USA..
It has been announced that No racial profiling will be used in the screening.
Kentucky Fried Chicken announced today that all chickens have been screened before frying.
MORE NEWS AS IT BREAKS.. Stay tuned to the Illuminatti Update for news as it unfolds...
ยก Allah Quackbar !
Terrorist birds strike and disabled both engines of US Airways flight 1549...
155 people survive.
"That'll teach those terrorists to recruit birds for their actions against America." says Homeland security chief..
The pilot, that has been hailed as a hero said, "Shit, one moment I was hitting the martini, the next all I saw was a shit load of turbaned birds.. spilled my fucking drink."
President Obama has ordered that Homeland security is now charged with screening all birds passing through any airport in the USA..
It has been announced that No racial profiling will be used in the screening.
Kentucky Fried Chicken announced today that all chickens have been screened before frying.
MORE NEWS AS IT BREAKS.. Stay tuned to the Illuminatti Update for news as it unfolds...
posted by The Illuminatti Update team at
7:45 AM
